Rhyme

I have a Rhyme I learned as a kid running through my head all day

Pull up a chair and sit in the floor
I'll Tell you a tale You've heard before
Half past noon in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot one another
Two deaf cops heard the noise
And came and killed the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man he saw it too